Proof

J-Bird is not an outdoor kid. He very happy staying inside all day long, wasting the day away watching TV or playing games.

Plus the sun and him just don't get along. I could put the highest SPF sun block on him every 5 minutes and the poor kid will still burn.

When he does come outside it's causes major celebrations and checking to see if he's sick or if the world stood still. The sightings of him outside are so rare that many neighbors think he's a stranger.

Well, now I have proof that he does indeed come outside.